Communicate Clearly In Your Directions

Note to retail store company, if you want me to contact you, please give me a phone number to call you without having to look up your phone number on a separate page. AND OH YEAH, when I do call, please don’t tell me all lines are busy and call back later if you want my business. 

Error: Please contact the Customer Service department of the Credit Card you are using for assistance. If using a bank gift card; (Visa, Discover, Master Card, American Express) please be sure that your card is activated for online or phone transactions.